Tinder date gives it all up on the first date.

“Hey my name is Josh, so I went on this Tinder date the other day, and let me tell you, it was a wild one. I’ve learned my lesson now, if the girl isn’t down to fuck on the first date, she’s not worth my time!! This chick though, she was a total slut. Blowjob, cowgirl, doggy style. she did it all!! She passed the test with flying colors. We might even have a second date, who knows?”